Most Embarrassing moment.
Alright so as a part of blogging everyday of may my favorite blogger Jenni came up with great subjects to talk about. Today is embarrassing stories and while I have lots. I will give the most embarrassing one I have to offer. Lets start with it is not pretty.
Well my brother told me once that he had a bad case of shy bladder and could not pee in public places. After he told me of this shyness I developed a shy bladder as well.
Well my Senior of high school I was with my four friends. Dom, cam, Kate (Doms sister) and Brie. Now in our hometown there Is NOTHING at all to do after 7, often we drive aimlessly around town in the middle of the night.
Now before we left I felt like I should use the bathroom my momma always said to "make two drops." Buttt I passed.
So we are driving around I can tell I HAVE to goo!!! Man I should not have drank sooo much damn water that day. Everyone said to pee outside in a bush. But my shy badder was in effect. Not to mention I have a big crush one of the guys, So f my life right now!
Welll I could not do the bush thing and Its about an hour and half into my pain, and we are dropping my crush off. I asked to use his bathroom and the jerk refused. Said he didn't want to wake his parents. So I was SOL. OH and he lives 15 minutes away from her house. maybe even longer. I really can't take it anymore. But I am doing my best to make it home.
Minutes like 2 or 3 minutes and I cannot take it anymore. I could not handle it.Ran OUT OF STRENGTH! I was screaming to her to pull over of course she hesitates because its kind of public but by this point its happening. I have started peeing. She finally pulls over I struggle with the door get out of the car. Hear her brother screaming and I have just given up. No point in stopping now. No point in trying to make it clean.
I HAD PEED MY PANTS!! thank The lord she had leather seats.
I still remember her bother screaming "it Smells!" the whole way back.
Ending statement I got over the shy bladder right after THAT.
Yup so there it is. its gross but Oh my god so embarrassing and sooooo funny to remember now.
All our friends found out that week including my crush.
Alright viewers let me know your thoughts be honest if I was too reveling.
Thanks
Dannielle
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Friday, May 10, 2013
Wednesday, January 30, 2013
UnEventful Day
Today was a very uninteresting day.
I woke up at 4:00 AM Drove Michael to work. Went home went
back to sleep than drove to class at 8:30.
I was late again. I am such a tardy person. I seriously have no idea how to be on time
for anything. I set all my clocks 20 or so minutes late and I am still late. I
see it as oh I still I have extra time. It is kind of backwards for me, doesn’t
work but I will never change it to regular time. I will just confuse myself and
be even later. Oh well.
Anyway, So I drove my tired butt to class. It’s a half hour
drive but sometimes shorter on a good day. But today I was stuck behind a Mini
Van. I am sorry if you are a minivan owner but, really do you always have to
give yourselves a bad name by driving so slowww!! I can’t handle it sometimes. And
to make it even worse my favorite ratio Station now goes fussy on the ride because
it is woodys and mounty. It is awful. I really wouldn’t mind as much being late
because I get more radio time but due to the place I get nothing but fuss. It really
ruins my morning drive that I soo looked forward to my long drive before.
Shout out to THE ELVIS DURAN AND THE MORNING SHOW!!!! I love you guys!
So yes I was late to class. I love driving a total of an
hour for a 50 minute class. But hey it’s my last class ever!! YAY!!! GOODBYE
COLLEGE!!
So yes than I came home watched The LAKE HOUSE! Ohmigosh I
forgot how wonderful that movie was. So sweet! I want to write love letters! I’m
working on it with Michael now. I have been trying to start love letters with
him for a while now. It is a work in progress.
Than it was 1:30 and time to meet with Michael and help him
out at work! Wonderful times with him outside in the cold helping him. So many
lovely moments we share while working together. I’m the stalk girl. I put the
drinks away; keep up with the chips and yummy sugary snacks. So hard to not eat
everything in sight!
Then, we came home and took a sweet warm nap together. I
love winter naps after a cool day. Michael is such a warm person. I love having
a personal heater with me at all times.
After our cat nap he went off and I went to write up my
notes from class and now here I am. Sitting on the couch writing to you
wonderful bloggers out there
My Uneventful Day
^Cat NAP^
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